Exit trajectory broke down Thu–Sun — the weekly average is hiding it. Front half (Mon–Wed) ran $93 avg D2C CAC on 425 NCs/day; back half (Thu–Sun) ran $118 avg on 324 NCs/day, closing Sunday at $131 CAC / 324 NCs. Watch condition: if Mon/Tue this week hold above $110 D2C CAC with no promo to blame, that's the new baseline and Meta needs a creative intervention, not a budget tweak.
Kill the post-July-4 promo campaigns — $33K still burning at $258–$341 CAC. ABO+ SCALE-Promos ran $18,361 at $258 CAC (71 NCs) and ABO+ Promos ran $14,989 at $341 CAC (44 NCs) a full week after the promo window closed; the "Riley 4th of July" static ($6,755 / $271 CAC) and "Ryan July 4" static ($2,434 / $394 CAC) are the same story at the creative level. Move the ~$33K/wk into conv_all_ABO_sandbox and the SHA "Difference MUDvsMushroom" adset ($121 CAC, 25.3% thumbstop) — the only two units clearing target on real volume.
One creative concept is carrying Meta — the FOUNDER listicle is 30% of the channel alone. FOUNDER vs Mushroom Coffee July 4 V1 spent $56,074 (30% of Meta, $149 CAC, 30.2% thumbstop); the next-largest creative is the SHA Remix at $15,466. If the listicle fatigues there is no #2 — the "MudvsMushroom Remix V2" scale candidate ($106 CAC on $2,972) needs a +20% lift this week to build a second leg before saturation forces the issue.
CAC lenses — all three above target but WoW-flat, don't relax off the tracker numbers. Scorecard Blended $107 (target <$85), tracker D2C $105 (target <$90), blended incl. Amazon $79 (target <$75) — all three ticked down 1–3% WoW but the exit-week deterioration means next week's lenses will look worse unless Meta creative rotates.
Traffic quality is degrading — the 11% session lift bought nothing. Cold paid LP sessions grew 12.7% WoW to 84.9K but cold CVR fell from 1.33% to 1.19%; warm sessions grew 9.9% but warm CVR fell from 2.70% to 2.33%. Both buckets softened against themselves — this is Meta pushing colder audiences, not a site problem, and it lines up with the back-half CAC blowout.
YouTube is a $21K/wk budget-existence question, not a tactical fix. $21,299 spent at $337 CAC / 0.51x ROAS with the "Cory S Joe Rogan Ad" alone burning $7,754 for 5 NCs ($1,527 CAC). YouTube is still a test channel per the playbook — Shane's call: keep $5K/wk on the "What's the difference — stacked" test cell ($157 CAC) and cut the other $16K, or pull the plug on the channel until creative iteration produces a sub-$180 unit.
New sensor online: the post-purchase survey just reframed YouTube. Fairing (993 new-customer responses) puts YouTube at 7.3% of self-reported discovery — ~188 customers vs. the 63 Northbeam sees via clicks, implying ~$113 true CAC instead of $337. Kill the Joe Rogan creative on its own merits, but do not cut the channel on click math alone — watch the survey share for two more weeks. Word-of-mouth (10.6%) and search (7.4%) are also click-invisible; survey now runs in every weekly report.
Scorecard
13-week trends — solid line is 2026, dashed is 2025 YoY
Revenue landed at $786K (↓6.6% WoW) on $276K spend (↓3.1%), with MER at 2.85x vs. 2.96x prior. The three CAC lenses tell a consistent story: scorecard Blended CAC $107 (vs. $85 target), tracker D2C CAC $105 (vs. $90 target), and blended incl. Amazon $79 (vs. $75 target) — all three sit above target but each ticked down 1–3% WoW. Inside the week the daily D2C CAC ran $82–$88 Tue–Wed post-holiday, then climbed to $117 Thu, $117 Fri, and $131 Sun; the weekly average masks a deteriorating exit into the current week.
Sessions jumped 11% WoW to 181K while purchases fell 3.2% to 3,261 and ATCs fell 2.9%, so more traffic converted at a lower rate. GA4 purchaser CVR dropped 0.27pt to 1.80% (below the 2% floor) and Shopify-truth NC CVR fell 0.18pt to 1.42%. Cold paid LP sessions grew 12.7% WoW vs. warm sessions up 9.9%, so the added volume skewed slightly colder in mix.
CLICK CAC · Northbeam clicks-onlySURVEY CAC · spend ÷ (Fairing share × 2,570 tracker D2C NCs) · small channels noisy weekly — 12-mo view in the attribution deep dive
Channel
Spend
Click NCs
Click CAC
Survey Share
Survey NCs
Survey CAC
Meta
$184,970
996
$186
48.0%
1,235
$150
Search
$32,894
518
$64
7.4%
189
$174
YouTube
$21,299
63
$337
7.3%
186
$115
AppLovin (games)
$3,490
16
$218
0.4%
10
$349
TikTok
$1,244
0
—
2.7%
70
$18
Facebook took 67% of spend at $185K with a Northbeam CAC of $186 and 0.60x ROAS; Google Ads carried 10% at $55 CAC and 4.20x. YouTube absorbed $21K (8% of mix) at $337 CAC and 0.51x ROAS, and Amazon returned 14.08x on $5.4K ad spend. Note: Northbeam-attributed NCs (2,570) match the tracker D2C NC count exactly this week — per the playbook NB is typically 30–40% lower than Shopify truth, so channel-level NC allocation here likely under-counts organic/direct pickup.
Post-Purchase Attribution
"What led you to purchase today?" — new customers, self-reported (Fairing)
SURVEY · Fairing (question 2864, first orders only) · 993 responses this week (~39% of NCs)Survey = claimed influence; Northbeam = last click. Divergence is signal, not error.
Click-Invisible Channels — Survey Share, Last 13 Weeks
Meta (~42–52%) omitted for scale — see table
Answer
Responses
Share
Prior Wk
Shift
Facebook or Instagram Ad
477
48.0%
47.6%
+0.5pt
Other
118
11.9%
10.8%
+1.1pt
Friend, Family or Colleague
105
10.6%
10.9%
-0.3pt
Online Search (i.e. Google)
73
7.4%
6.2%
+1.1pt
YouTube
72
7.3%
9.6%
-2.4pt
TikTok
27
2.7%
2.9%
-0.1pt
An Article
21
2.1%
1.5%
+0.6pt
Someone I Follow On Social Media
18
1.8%
2.3%
-0.5pt
Healthcare Professional
14
1.4%
0.5%
+0.9pt
Podcast
13
1.3%
1.9%
-0.6pt
Target
9
0.9%
1.1%
-0.1pt
Email Newsletter (i.e. Morning Brew)
8
0.8%
1.0%
-0.1pt
993 new customers answered this week (vs. 1047 prior). Meta held at 48.0% of self-reported discovery (+0.5pt); word-of-mouth ("Friend, Family or Colleague") at 10.6% and online search at 7.4% (+1.1pt) are the biggest click-invisible sources. YouTube self-reports at 7.3% (−2.4pt WoW) — roughly 188 of the week's 2,570 new customers at that share, versus the 63 Northbeam credits via clicks: survey-implied YouTube CAC is ~$113, not the $337 the click model shows. Note: survey shares are claimed influence and can reflect multi-touch memory, not last click. YTD context: YouTube’s survey share has run 6–15% all year (peak 14.7% the week of Jun 1) and has now faded four straight weeks to 7.2% — chronically under-credited by clicks, but genuinely cooling. Word-of-mouth sits at ~10% — down from January’s 13%, but the 12-month view shows January is the seasonal peak (holiday gifting + resolutions) and the current share is flat vs. last July (10.4% vs 10.3%): stable, not eroding. Full picture: WoM 12-month deep dive.
Meta ran $185K at $186 Northbeam CAC (vs. ~$120 first-order target) with CPM at $34.07 (↓) and CTR at 0.96% (↓ from 1.09%). conv_all_ABO_sandbox absorbed 52% of Meta spend ($96K) at $145 CAC, and the FOUNDER vs Mushroom Coffee listicle carried 30% of Meta on its own ($56K, $149 CAC, 30.2% thumbstop). Promo-tagged campaigns kept spending after the July 4 window closed: ABO+ SCALE-Promos ran $18K at $258 CAC and ABO+ Promos ran $15K at $341 CAC, and the top "Creatives to Kill" list is dominated by July 4-tagged units still live post-promo.
Google Ads Deep Dive
13-week trends — Google Ads + Google Canada + YouTube Ads
SPEND / CAC / CPM / CTR · Northbeam (Clicks Only)
CPM
$45.78 this week
CTR
1.59% this week
CAC (Northbeam)
$55 this week
New Customers
511 this week
Campaign
Spend
Impressions
CTR
NCs
CAC
ROAS
Brand Search
$11,759
29,254
29.98%
287
$40
4.03x
Search Conquesting
$8,283
95,627
2.69%
87
$92
2.20x
NB Mushroom Coffee
$2,507
14,264
4.49%
26
$98
4.74x
NB Caffeine Sensitivity
$4,267
19,705
6.08%
30
$138
1.06x
PMax Retargeting
$2,539
36,041
2.78%
21
$122
8.81x
Shop Brand
$1,762
93,703
1.12%
59
$30
6.27x
NB Coffee Alternative
$1,244
8,635
3.36%
7
$169
1.90x
Total (US)
$32,360
297,229
—
515
$63
3.62x
Google US ran $32K at $63 blended CAC and 3.62x ROAS. Brand Search + Shop Brand together drove 346 NCs (67% of Google's 515 NCs) at $37 combined CAC on $13.5K spend — the efficiency is concentrated in brand-term bidding. Non-brand campaigns tell a different story: NB Caffeine Sensitivity at $138 CAC, NB Coffee Alternative at $169, and Search Conquesting at $92 vs. the $85 blended target.
Brand Demand — Last 13 Weeks (Direct + Organic Search)
Weekly sessions 13-week avg
Direct + organic search sessions are running in line with the 13-week average, with a small week-over-week uptick coming out of the July 4 window. Brand-term efficiency in Google (Brand Search $40 CAC, Shop Brand $30 CAC) is consistent with brand demand holding steady rather than accelerating.
Sessions grew 11% to 181K but the cold-paid LP bucket carried the growth (+12.7% WoW to 84.9K, 47% of the site) at 1.19% CVR vs. 1.33% prior; warm sessions grew 9.9% but warm CVR fell from 2.70% to 2.33%. rise-2 (54.8K sessions, 1.31% GA4 CVR) and listicle-og (30K, 1.32%) both sit below the 2% floor but are cold prospecting LPs by design, not directly comparable to warm PDPs like /products/30-servings-tin (4.56% CVR). Intelligems' own decomposition attributes ~43% of the sitewide -7.8% CVR drop to visitor-mix shift rather than page performance.
Subscription Health
Active subscribers and net change (Recharge billing-cycle aligned)
ACTIVE SUBS / NET CHANGE · Omni (Total Subscribers / Net Subscribers)
Active Subscribers — Last 13 Weeks
Total Active Net Change / Week
Subscriber Retention by Cohort
Cohort
Month 1
Month 2
Month 3
Month 4
Month 5
Month 6
Target: 61%
Target: 45%
Target: 36%
Target: 30%
Target: 25%
Target: 21%
Apr 2025
58.2%
42.1%
33.5%
28.4%
24.1%
20.8%
May 2025
59.4%
43.0%
34.2%
29.0%
24.7%
21.3%
Jun 2025
57.8%
41.5%
33.1%
28.0%
23.8%
20.5%
Jul 2025
60.5%
44.8%
35.2%
29.6%
25.0%
21.7%
Aug 2025
59.8%
43.5%
34.9%
29.3%
24.9%
21.4%
Sep 2025
60.1%
44.2%
35.8%
30.1%
25.4%
22.1%
Oct 2025
62.3%
46.6%
36.7%
31.3%
26.8%
—
Nov 2025
62.8%
46.3%
38.0%
31.8%
26.2%
—
Dec 2025
61.4%
47.9%
38.8%
31.5%
—
—
Jan 2026
67.1%
51.5%
39.4%
—
—
—
Feb 2026
63.7%
48.2%
—
—
—
—
Mar 2026
61.2%
—
—
—
—
—
Active subscribers ended the week at 111,072, down from 112,029 a week prior (net -957 across seven days). Daily net subs ran negative every day of the week, ranging -39 to -278, consistent with a Recharge billing window landing mid-week. Recent cohorts (Oct 2025–Mar 2026) are all tracking at or above target across observed months, with Jan 2026 at 67.1% / 51.5% / 39.4% for M1–M3.
Nine sends drove $83.6K in email revenue (~11% of total revenue). The TWB Newsletter on Jul 7 carried $73,053 — 87% of total email revenue — on a 46.5% open rate and 0.80% click rate. The other eight sends combined for $10.5K, and four of them posted click rates at or below 0.31%.
Instagram Organic
@mudwtr
FOLLOWERS / POSTS / REACH · Meta Graph API (IG business account 17841407401053372)
Follower Growth — Last 12 Weeks
Total Followers Net New / Week
Followers
383,253
Meta Graph API pull
Total Posts
1,821
Lifetime media count
Post-level data
—
Not returned this pull
Individual post metrics not returned by this pull. Follower count and total media count above are from the Graph API profile endpoint. Post-level table will re-render once the IG Graph API media edge returns data.
Follower count sits at 383,253 with 1,821 lifetime posts. Post-level metrics did not return from the Graph API media edge this pull, so engagement and reach are unavailable for the week.
Industry News
Web search · Last 7 days · MUD\WTR + Ryze + Four Sigmatic + Everyday Dose + Space Goods
SEARCH INTEREST · google-trends-api (US, past 90d)NEWS · Google News RSSREDDIT · Reddit JSON (search across /r/biohackers /r/nootropics /r/coffee /r/tea)
MUD\WTR Brand Interest — Last 13 Weeks (Google Trends)
Combined search interest
Competitive Search Interest — Last 13 Weeks (Google Trends, US)
MUD\WTR Ryze Everyday Dose Four Sigmatic
13 Google News hits and 0 Reddit surfaces across the tracked brands this week. Coverage is category-heavy: Good Housekeeping, WIRED, Taste of Home, and WorldHealth.net each ran mushroom coffee roundups featuring MUD\WTR alongside Ryze, Four Sigmatic, and Everyday Dose. Four Sigmatic drew a standalone product-review piece for a new mushroom protein coffee SKU.
The Clarion-Ledger · Everyday Dose / Category
Feeling jittery from coffee? When experts say you might be overdoing it
Consumer health piece on caffeine sensitivity. Everyday Dose surfaced in the coverage; category tailwind for lower-caffeine mushroom coffee alternatives.