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Week of August 3 – August 9, 2026

Generated Tuesday, August 11, 2026 at 8:13am PT · Data pulled Monday, August 11, 2026 at 7:59am PT

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⚠ Called to your attention — auto-review
  1. 🔴 Kill the UGCArmy sandbox line — $33K at $418 CAC is the single biggest bleed on Meta. conv_pur_sandbox_Trybe-2+3 spent $32,932 for 79 NCs (2.4× the ~$172 Meta target); the WK-31 UGCArmy ads underneath it (AndrewShields $291, AlecVagnozzi $343, RileyWiens $686, Youssef $274) are all statistical KILLs at 0% P(beat). Cut the sandbox, move the ~$30K/wk into conv_mixed_scale_legacy+winners ($165 CAC) and the FOUNDER_vs_MushroomCoffee workhorse ($177 CAC, 91% P on the ingr_mo variant).
  2. 🔴 Kill the leftover summer-promo creatives still spending post-promo. mud_wk-30 “$25 off + free frother” static ran $6,297 at $271 CAC, mud_wk-32 “You Burn Out” ran at $698 CAC on $6.8K, and the Taharrabenham summer-promo Reel ran $3,863 at $249 — textbook promo hangover at 1.5–4× target. Pause all promo-tagged creatives today; ~$17K/wk reallocates to the FOUNDER concept.
  3. 🟡 Exit trajectory turned worse than the weekly average — watch Mon/Tue. D2C CAC on Aug 8–9 read $125.61 and $145.00 with NCs falling to 257 then 212, vs. a Mon–Fri run of $104–$132 and 273–312 NCs; the week-avg $121.53 is hiding a weekend deterioration. Watch condition: if Aug 10–11 hold above $130 D2C with no promo to blame, that’s the new baseline, not a weekend blip — and the PSL launch tailwind is already spent.
  4. 🟡 Concept concentration is a fragility warning on Meta. conv_og_sales_ABO (30.2% of Meta) plus its FOUNDER_vs_MushroomCoffee variants carry ~$300K of trailing spend — roughly half the account rests on one comparison angle. CAC on that concept is holding ($171, -10% 4-wk), but conv_og_costperresult_ASC (same angle, ASC-scaled) is at $197 and +38% 4-wk — the fatigue curve has started. Brief a #2 concept this week; don’t wait for the workhorse to break.
  5. Three CAC lenses for Shane, one sentence: pulse-legacy Blended $121.53 vs $85 target, tracker D2C $122 vs <$90, blended incl. Amazon $82 vs <$75 — all three above target, all three improved slightly WoW on 9.6% less spend. Nobody should panic off the harshest number or relax off the softest. Read the Amazon lens as understated: Northbeam has reported $0 Amazon ad spend every day since 22 Jul (a broken integration, traced to source on 3 Aug — Amazon orders are fine and still credited ~903 est-NTB new customers this week). At the Jun–Jul run-rate of ~$8,577/wk the honest figure is ~$85.49, not $82.43. It is also why the pulse-legacy and tracker-D2C lenses are the same number this week — with Amazon spend at zero, blended spend equals D2C spend. Somebody needs to fix the Amazon Ads connection inside Northbeam.
  6. YouTube is a strategic question, not a kill. $21,347 spent at $308 click CAC but $108 survey-implied (10.4% of new-customer influence, 198 implied NCs) — consistent with YouTube’s 12-month 0.46× click-credit prior. Don’t cut on click CAC alone; if the budget decision is real, run a $10K/wk geo holdout for 4 weeks — that’s the only lens that settles it.

Google Trends returned HTML instead of JSON this run (brand/competitive interest charts empty); the CX section is empty because this report was generated locally and GORGIAS_API_URL exists only as a GitHub Actions secret — a credential gap on our side, not a Gorgias outage; GA4 begin_checkout has been degraded since ~May 18 (checkout stage directional only).

✅ Going well
  • Revenue held at $774K (+0.3%) on 9.6% less spend — MER lifted to 3.33x from 3.01x, and all three CAC lenses ticked down WoW.
  • PSL launch executed cleanly: /products/psl-bundle went 0 → 6,195 sessions at 10.79% CVR (GA4), corroborated independently by Intelligems at 5,570 sessions / 10.61% — two sensors within ~10%, so the launch number is solid. The three PSL email sends (Early Bird, TWB Newsletter, Public Re-Send to Subs) delivered $119K of the $138.8K weekly email number. Note the two PSL paid landers convert far worse than the PDP — /pages/rise-2-psl-starter-kits 2,228 sessions at 4.48% and /pages/rise-2-psl-tins 564 at 0.58%. That is not a like-for-like comparison (the PDP is warm email/SMS traffic, the rise-2 variants are cold paid), so it is not evidence the landers are broken — but 0.58% on the tins variant is below even the cold-paid norm of ~1.4% and is worth a look this week.
  • Warm site traffic is converting materially better — warm CVR 3.08% vs. 2.20% prior, homepage +5.2%, /collections/shop +21.3% in Intelligems.
  • Recent subscription cohorts are running above target — Jan 2026 at 67.1% M1 / 51.5% M2 / 39.4% M3, Feb 2026 at 63.7% M1 — the LTV side of the model is healthy even as first-order CAC pressures.
❌ Going poorly
  • NCs/day fell to 272 (-8.6% WoW) against a 600 target — the volume gap is the real story behind the flat revenue, and the back half of the week was worse than the front (Aug 9 hit 212 NCs at $145 CAC).
  • Meta click CAC $243 on 67% of spend; survey lens confirms it at $195 — both readings sit above the ~$120 first-order band, and the top-5 campaigns range $165 to $788 CAC.
  • Cold paid LPs deteriorated to a fresh low: /pages/rise-2 CVR 1.36% (-19.7% IG WoW), /pages/compare-listicle-og 1.59% (-15.9%) — the prospecting funnel entry is getting colder while warm traffic gets warmer.
  • 55 Meta ads sit in KILL status on 28-day data (including $47K on the ASC-scaled FOUNDER variant at $206 and one $5,428 reach ad with zero NCs) — the account is carrying a lot of dead weight.
💬 Worth discussing
  • YouTube’s two lenses disagree by ~3x ($308 click vs $108 survey on $21K) — consistent with the 12-month prior but not proof of incrementality. Trade-off: keep spending on faith of the survey signal, or fund a 4-week $10K/wk geo holdout to settle it before Q4 when YouTube’s survey share historically doubles. Worth the test spend?
  • Google Search reads efficient on clicks ($69) but $214 on the survey — 60% of its NCs come from branded terms at $40. If Search is capturing demand Meta creates, is the $10K/wk on non-brand PMax + Conquesting ($134 / $115 click CAC) worth what it’s actually costing net-net? Playbook prior says no; a brand-holdout would prove it.
  • Meta account architecture: 30% of spend on one FOUNDER_vs_MushroomCoffee concept is working ($171, trending down) but fragile — do we brief a parallel #2 concept now (creative cost, testing budget) or ride the winner until it breaks?
❓ Not sure yet
  • Whether Aug 8–9’s CAC spike is a weekend/PSL-launch-tailwind-ending artifact or the new baseline — needs Aug 10–12 daily data to resolve.
  • Subscription trajectory: net subs -1,923 for the week is consistent with the late-July Recharge billing cycle, but CX volume is unavailable in this run — a local credential gap (GORGIAS_API_URL is CI-only), not a Gorgias outage — so cancellation share can’t be cross-checked here.
  • Brand-demand direction: Google Trends API returned HTML this run, so both the MUD\WTR interest chart and the Ryze/Four Sigmatic/Everyday Dose/Space Goods competitive chart are empty — Ryze got three earned-media weight-loss placements this week, and we can’t yet see if that moved search interest. Fix the sensor before calling the competitive picture.

Scorecard

13-week trends — solid line is 2026, dashed is 2025 YoY

SPEND · Daily Spend Tracker NEW CUSTOMERS · Daily Spend Tracker (Shopify truth) REVENUE · Omni (Total Revenue) CAC = SPEND ÷ NEW CUSTOMERS D2C + AMAZON CAC LENSES · Tracker monthly tabs (targets <$90 / <$75) CPM/CTR · Northbeam
Volume & Efficiency — Last 12 Weeks
NCs/Day Blended CAC Target
Daily D2C CAC — Last 14 Days (exit trajectory)
Daily D2C CAC $90 Target
$774K
Revenue
↑ 0.3% WoW
Last week: $772K
$232K
Ad Spend
↓ 9.6% WoW
Last week: $257K
3.33x
MER
↑ 11% WoW
Last week: 3.01x
$121.53
Blended CAC
↓ 1.1% WoW
Last week: $122.88 • Target: <$85
$122
D2C CAC (tracker)
↓ 1.1% WoW
Last week: $123 • Target: <$90
$82
Blended CAC incl. Amazon
↓ 1.8% WoW
Last week: $84 • Target: <$75
272/day
New Customers
↓ 8.6% WoW
Last week: 298/day • Target: 600
$53.94
iAOV
↑ 4.6% WoW
Omni rev ÷ orders
3.02%
Site CVR (GA4)
↑ 0.67pt WoW
Target: >2.0%
$27.68
CPM
↓ 0.6% WoW
Last week: $27.86
0.71%
CTR
↔ flat WoW
Last week: 0.71%
CAC — Two Lenses (click vs. survey-implied)
CLICK CAC · Northbeam clicks-only SURVEY CAC · spend ÷ (Fairing share × tracker D2C NCs) · small channels noisy weekly — see the attribution deep dive for the 12-mo view
CAC by channel — Northbeam clicks vs Fairing survey-implied
■ Northbeam (clicks)  ■ Fairing (survey-implied)
ChannelSpendClick NCsClick CACSurvey ShareSurvey NCsSurvey CACRead
Meta$154,948638$24341.7% ±3.5794$195lenses aligned
Search$31,040448$697.6% ±1.9145$214clicks over-credit 3.1× — likely OVER-spending
YouTube$21,34769$30810.4% ±2.2198$108clicks under-credit 2.9× — likely UNDER-spending
TikTok$24822.6% ±1.150$5click-invisible — only the survey sees it
Revenue was essentially flat at $774K (+0.3% WoW) on 9.6% less spend ($232K vs $257K), lifting MER to 3.33x from 3.01x. The three CAC lenses read differently: the pulse-legacy Blended CAC (tracker spend ÷ D2C NCs) sits at $121.53 vs. an $85 target, the tracker D2C lens reads $122 vs. its <$90 target, and blended incl. Amazon reads $82 vs. its <$75 target — all three are above target, all three improved slightly WoW. NCs/day fell 8.6% to 272 against a 600 target, and the daily strip shows the exit worse than the entry (Aug 8–9 D2C CAC of $126 and $145 vs. a Mon–Wed run of $114–$132).

D2C Funnel

Full-funnel view

IMPRESSIONS / CTR · Northbeam SESSIONS / ATC / CHECKOUT · GA4 (begin_checkout degraded since ~May 18 — directional) CVR TRUTH · Shopify orders (Omni) ÷ GA4 sessions NEW CUSTOMERS · Daily Spend Tracker

Bar width is log-scaled (real drop-offs are far steeper than any drawing can show) — read the numbers, not the shape. Between stages: the named conversion rate (CTR, ATC rate, etc.), the raw drop-off, and how that rate moved vs. last week. The red band marks this week’s biggest week-over-week deterioration. Sensor lines mark where measurement changes systems. Lanes at the bottom split site traffic by intent (cold paid landing pages vs. everything else).

Sessions fell 5.5% to 135,843 while purchases rose 20.4% to 3,287, pushing GA4 site CVR to 3.02% (+0.67pt WoW). ATC events climbed 17% and checkouts moved in the same direction. New customers — the acquisition-truth numerator — fell 8.6% to 1,904, so NC CVR (Shopify D2C NCs ÷ GA4 sessions) actually dipped from 1.45% to 1.40%; the site-CVR gain is being driven by returning-customer orders (PSL launch, per Intelligems) more than by new-buyer conversion.
Channel Mix

Channel Mix

Channel-level performance

CHANNEL SPEND / CAC / NCs · Northbeam (Clicks Only, Cash) BLENDED TOTAL · Daily Spend Tracker
Channel Spend Mix — Last 6 Weeks
Channel Spend % Mix NCs CAC ROAS
Facebook Ads $154,948 67% 638 $243 0.57x
Google Ads $31,040 13% 448 $69 3.60x
YouTube Ads $21,347 9% 69 $308 0.49x
Impact (affiliate) $5,874 3% 90 $65 2.12x
Google Ads Canada $467 <1% 3 $156 10.5x
TikTok $248 <1% 2 $149 0.46x
Other (Podcast, Applovin, misc.) $18,165 8% 654 $28 varies
Total (Daily Stand tracker) $232,089 100% 1,904 $121.53 3.33x
Meta carried 67% of paid spend ($155K) at a $243 click CAC; the survey lens puts Meta at $195, so both lenses read above the ~$120 first-order Meta band. Google click CAC came in at $69 on $31K, but the survey lens implies $214 — a 3.1× over-credit on clicks consistent with Google’s 12-month pattern of harvesting demand created elsewhere. YouTube shows the opposite gap: $308 click CAC vs. $108 survey-implied on $21K, with the survey lens crediting it for ~10% of new-customer influence.
Post-Purchase Attribution

Post-Purchase Attribution

"What led you to purchase today?" — new customers, self-reported (Fairing)

SURVEY · Fairing (question 2864, first orders only) Survey = claimed influence; Northbeam = last click. Divergence is signal, not error — view-heavy channels (YouTube, podcast) and word-of-mouth show up here first.
Click-Invisible Channels — Survey Share, Last 13 Weeks
Meta (~42–52%) omitted for scale — see table
AnswerResponsesSharePrior WkShift
Facebook or Instagram Ad31741.7%43.3%-1.6pt
Friend, Family or Colleague8611.3%12.9%-1.6pt
Other8210.8%9.9%+0.9pt
YouTube7910.4%10.9%-0.5pt
Online Search (i.e. Google)587.6%7.8%-0.2pt
TikTok202.6%2.4%+0.2pt
Someone I Follow On Social Media162.1%1.7%+0.5pt
Podcast152%3.3%-1.3pt
Healthcare Professional121.6%0.7%+0.9pt
Amazon111.4%0.8%+0.7pt
TV111.4%0.8%+0.7pt
An Article111.4%0.9%+0.6pt
Meta stayed the dominant credited source at 41.7% (317 of 760 responses, -1.6pt WoW), followed by word-of-mouth at 11.3% (-1.6pt) and YouTube at 10.4% (-0.5pt). Search held at 7.6%, Podcast dropped from 3.3% to 2.0% (-1.3pt), and TikTok held at 2.6% despite <$250 in spend — consistent with its 12-month "click-invisible" pattern. Sample this week was 760 responses vs. 909 prior, so sub-3% channel shifts sit inside weekly noise.
Meta Deep Dive

Meta Deep Dive

13-week trends — Facebook Ads + Facebook Ads Canada

SPEND / CAC / CPM / CTR / THUMBSTOP · Northbeam (Clicks Only) CREATIVE PREVIEWS · Meta Graph API (account 548943215677106)
CPM
$30.40 this week
CTR
0.66% this week
CAC (Northbeam)
$243 this week
New Customers
638 this week
Top 5 Campaigns by Spend
CampaignSpend% of MetaNCsCACROAS
conv_mixed_scale_legacy+winners$57,20737%347$1651.25x
conv_pur_sandbox_Trybe-2+3 (UGCArmy)$32,93221%79$4180.12x
conv_pur_scale_winners_cost-cap$24,69116%124$1980.26x
conv_pur_sandbox_internal-content$8,2345%20$4090.17x
AGS_conv_pur_sandbox_Partners/Internal$7,7945%10$7880.10x
Scale & Kill — Meta Ads, Trailing 28 Days
Statistical: SCALE / KILL only when confident vs target CAC · one week is never enough data — WAIT is honest · interactive scatter: Creative Analytics
SCALE 1 WAIT 132 KILL 55target $172 · 95% confidence · 28d window · 34 zero-NC ads off the chart
Each ad — 28-day spend (log) vs new-customer CAC
● scale  ● wait  ● kill
StatusAdSpend 28dNCs 28dCAC 28dP(beats target)
WAITconv_og_sales_ABO_testing_FOUNDER_vs MushroomCoffee_OG_July 4 9x$221,6401251$17715%
WAITog_video_calm_mp_partner-SHA_MudvsMushroomCoffee-ShortenedRemix_$78,191422$1856%
KILLconv_og_costperresult_ASC_scaling_FOUNDER_vs_MushroomCoffee_OG_J$47,469231$2060%
KILLconv_og_sales_ABO_testing_Expensive_OG_Kitchen_July 3 9x16 V1 - $34,496162$2130%
WAITog_video_ingr_mo_partner-sha_what-is-the-difference-between-mudw$27,527177$15691%
KILLog_WK-31-20260728_video-48s_Broad_UGCARMY-AndrewShields_trybe=47$12,20042$2910%
WAITog_WK-28-20260720_video-47s_promo_Broad_UGCARMY-AndrewShields_su$8,76043$20315%
WAITog_video_calm_mp_partner-SHA_MudvsMushroomCoffee-ShortenedRemix_$6,67934$19823%
KILLmud_wk-30-2026_Row 122_868khma3t_og_static_$25 off + free shippi$6,29723$2711%
KILLtof_ogmudwtr_reach_broad_Cory_JoeRogan_mud$5,89800%
KILLog_WK-31-20260728_video-32s_Broad_UGCARMY-AlecVagnozzi_trybe=25c$5,69917$3430%
KILLtof_ogmudwtr_reach_SHA_MushroomCoffeeComparison_TT_version$5,4280$27,1410%
KILLog_WK-31-20260728_video-36s_Broad_UGCARMY-RileyWiens_trybe=663c8$4,6937$6860%
KILLog_WK-27-20260715_video-34s_cog_broad_UGCARMY-KyrillosYoussef_mu$4,23915$2743%
WAITog_WK-28-20260720_video-14s_promo_Broad_UGCARMY-Taharrabenham_su$3,86316$2498%
KILLog_WK-27-20260709_video-30_ingr_mo_UGCARMY-KristalKlune_propriet$3,49410$3331%
Concept Fatigue — Spend-Weighted CAC by Concept
Concepts grouped from ad names (heuristic) · history accumulates weekly · a rising CAC trend on the dominant concept = fatigue warning
ConceptWeeks TrackedSpend (wk)% of MetaCAC (wk)CAC 4-wk Trend
conv og sales abo2$55,46430.2%$171-10%
og wk 31 202607281$26,27314.3%$412
conv og costperresult asc2$14,0017.6%$197+38%
what s the difference2$10,6495.8%$227-2%
pmax prospecting non brand1$10,6315.8%$142
og video calm mp2$6,7973.7%$174-12%
mud wk 32 20261$6,7753.7%$698
mud wk 30 20261$6,3263.4%$313
Meta click CAC read $243 on $155K spend and 638 NCs; the survey lens puts it at $195 — both above the ~$120 first-order band. CPM held at $30.40 and CTR at 0.66%, so the CAC pressure isn’t coming from auction cost. Concept concentration is high: the top campaign (conv_mixed_scale_legacy+winners) carried 37% of Meta at $165 CAC, and one 28-day workhorse ad (conv_og_sales_ABO…FOUNDER_vs_MushroomCoffee) is $221K of the trailing spend at $177 CAC. The four campaigns behind conv_mixed_scale all sit at $198–$788 CAC, and the sandbox/UGCArmy line took $33K at $418.
Google Ads Deep Dive

Google Ads Deep Dive

13-week trends — Google Ads + Google Canada + YouTube Ads

SPEND / CAC / CPM / CTR · Northbeam (Clicks Only)
CPM
$20.35 this week
CTR
0.82% this week
CAC (Northbeam)
$69 this week
New Customers
448 this week
Campaign Spend Impressions CTR NCs CAC ROAS
Search | Branded $10,377 25,272 32.5% 261 $40 4.58x
PMax | Prospecting Non-Brand $10,631 284,585 1.2% 79 $134 0.52x
Search | Conquesting $5,526 50,860 2.7% 48 $115 2.77x
PMax | Retargeting Branded $1,838 18,962 3.6% 22 $84 12.3x
Shopping | Branded + Non-Brand $1,476 61,967 0.7% 18 $80 0.98x
Search | Coffee Alternative $95 826 3.6% 1 $76 24.4x
Search | Caffeine Sensitivity $211 640 10.0% 5 $45 17.7x
Search | Mushroom Coffee $208 983 6.1% 1 $185 42.9x
Total (Google US) $30,362 443,135 435 $70 3.63x
Google click CAC read $69 on $30K, but 60% of the credited NCs (261 of 435) came from Search ¦ Branded at $40 CAC and 32.5% CTR — that’s trademark-term intent capture. Non-brand PMax spent $10.6K at $134 CAC and Search Conquesting spent $5.5K at $115. On the survey lens, all of Google/Search combined reads $214 CAC (7.6% of new-customer influence), a 3.1× gap from the click number that’s consistent with the 12-month pattern of Search being credited for demand created elsewhere. YouTube ran $21K at a $308 click CAC and $108 survey-implied CAC.
GA4 / Site Performance

GA4 / Site Performance

mudwtr.com

SESSIONS / CVR / LANDING PAGES / BRAND DEMAND · GA4 (property 310751693)
Sessions & CVR — Last 13 Weeks
Sessions CVR 2% Floor
Brand Demand — Last 13 Weeks (Direct + Organic Search)
Weekly sessions 13-week avg
Direct + organic-search sessions moved with the overall traffic decline (total sessions -5.5% WoW to 135,843). Google Trends data was unavailable this run — the API returned HTML instead of JSON — so the competitive interest chart is empty this week.
Sessions
135,843
↓ 5.5% WoW
Engagement Rate
86.7%
↑ 0.1pt
Bounce Rate
13.99%
↑ 0.9pt
Purchaser CVR
3.02%
↑ 0.67pt WoW
CVR — GA4 vs. Shopify-Side Sensors
GA4 = purchaser CVR · NC CVR = Shopify D2C new customers ÷ GA4 sessions · INTELLIGEMS = own Shopify-side tracking (orders ÷ sessions)
SensorSessionsConversionsCVRWoWWhat it measures
GA4 purchaser CVR135,8433,2873.02%↑ 0.67ptSite purchases GA4 can see (~10% under)
NC CVR (Shopify truth)135,8431,9041.40%↓ 0.05ptNew customers per session — acquisition truth
Intelligems (Shopify-side)109,7112,6982.47%↑ 16.9%Independent Shopify-side sensor; excludes renewals
Top Landing Pages — GA4 vs. Shopify-Side CVR
Landing PageGA4 SessionsGA4 CVRIG SessionsIG CVRIG CVR WoW
/pages/rise-230,6401.27%30,0511.36%↓ 19.7%
/pages/compare-listicle-og18,7091.42%18,0201.59%↓ 15.9%
/products/30-servings-tin18,8174.45%14,3815.00%↓ 7.1%
/ (homepage)18,3012.45%14,3272.84%↑ 5.2%
/products/psl-bundle (new)6,19510.79%5,57010.61%new launch
/collections/shop4,8083.75%3,0885.64%↑ 21.3%
Traffic Quality — Cold Paid LPs vs. Warm
PAID = rise-2 + listicle LPs (cold prospecting) · WARM = all other traffic · compare each bucket to its own prior week
Cold paid LP sessions
52.1K
38% of site • ↓ 4.6% WoW
Cold paid LP CVR
1.36%
Last week: 1.40%
Warm sessions
83.7K
↓ 6.1% WoW
Warm CVR
3.08%
Last week: 2.20%
Top Landing Pages
Landing Page Sessions CVR Bounce Rate Engagement Status
/pages/rise-2 30,640 1.27% 15.2% 84.8% Cold paid — below floor
/products/30-servings-tin 18,817 4.45% 7.8% 92.2% Strong PDP
/pages/compare-listicle-og 18,709 1.42% 5.1% 94.9% Cold paid — below floor
/ (homepage) 18,301 2.45% 15.8% 84.2% Above floor
/products/psl-bundle 6,195 10.79% 4.0% 96.0% New launch — standout
/collections/shop 4,808 3.75% 5.4% 94.6% Strong CVR
/pages/rise-2-psl-starter-kits 2,228 4.48% 6.3% 93.7% PSL launch LP
/products/coffee-starter-kit 1,994 2.23% 8.9% 91.1% Above floor
The PSL launch drove the site: /products/psl-bundle went from zero to 6,195 GA4 sessions at 10.79% CVR ($30.6K net revenue in Intelligems), and /pages/rise-2-psl-starter-kits added 2,228 sessions at 4.48%. Warm entry points broadly improved — /collections/shop CVR +21.3% WoW (5.64% IG), homepage +5.2% (2.84% IG), the “Other” bucket +43.9% in Intelligems — while the two cold-paid prospecting LPs moved the other way: /pages/rise-2 CVR fell to 1.36% (-19.7% IG WoW, a fresh low) and /pages/compare-listicle-og to 1.59% (-15.9%). Cold paid LPs held 38% of site sessions but converted at 1.36% vs. warm at 3.08% — different-intent buckets, so read each against its own prior week.
Subscription Health

Subscription Health

Active subscribers and net change (Recharge billing-cycle aligned)

ACTIVE SUBS / NET CHANGE · Omni (Total Subscribers / Net Subscribers)
Active Subscribers — Last 13 Weeks
Total Active Net Change / Week
Subscriber Retention by Cohort
Cohort Month 1 Month 2 Month 3 Month 4 Month 5 Month 6
Target: 61% Target: 45% Target: 36% Target: 30% Target: 25% Target: 21%
Apr 2025 58.2% 42.1% 33.5% 28.4% 24.1% 20.8%
May 2025 59.4% 43.0% 34.2% 29.0% 24.7% 21.3%
Jun 2025 57.8% 41.5% 33.1% 28.0% 23.8% 20.5%
Jul 2025 60.5% 44.8% 35.2% 29.6% 25.0% 21.7%
Aug 2025 59.8% 43.5% 34.9% 29.3% 24.9% 21.4%
Sep 2025 60.1% 44.2% 35.8% 30.1% 25.4% 22.1%
Oct 2025 62.3% 46.6% 36.7% 31.3% 26.8%
Nov 2025 62.8% 46.3% 38.0% 31.8% 26.2%
Dec 2025 61.4% 47.9% 38.8% 31.5%
Jan 2026 67.1% 51.5% 39.4%
Feb 2026 63.7% 48.2%
Mar 2026 61.2%
Active subscribers closed the week at 105,690, down from 107,250 on Aug 3 — net subs were negative every day (-190 to -363 daily, ~ -1,923 for the week), consistent with the late-July/early-August Recharge billing cycle. New subs ran 191–296/day (1,690 for the week) against cancellations queued in the same window. Recent cohorts continue to run above target (Jan 2026 at 67.1% M1 / 51.5% M2 / 39.4% M3, Feb 2026 at 63.7% M1 / 48.2% M2), while Apr–Jun 2025 cohorts sit slightly below targets in earlier months.
Email & SMS

Email & SMS

Campaign + flow performance

CAMPAIGNS / OPENS / CLICKS / REVENUE · Klaviyo API (conversion metric PaY7ks)
Email List Growth — Last 12 Weeks
Total Subscribers Net New / Week
Campaigns Sent
9
This week (PSL launch)
Total Recipients
1.44M
Across sends
Total Email Revenue
$138.8K
~18% of Omni revenue
Avg Open Rate
54.0%
Well above benchmark
Send Date Campaign Recipients Open Rate Click Rate Revenue
Aug 3 Costco Awareness 21,490 58.7% 0.53% $145
Aug 4 PSL Early Bird Launch 75,867 53.7% 1.75% $46,695
Aug 4 PSL Early Launch (Ambassador) 1,136 61.7% 4.80% $30
Aug 5 TWB Newsletter 210,737 49.7% 0.69% $36,987
Aug 5 PSL Public Launch 291,173 53.9% 0.39% $5,670
Aug 7 PSL Public Launch Re-Send (Subs) 75,261 52.1% 1.12% $35,646
Aug 7 PSL Public Launch Re-Send (Leads) 292,104 53.1% 0.30% $3,341
Aug 8 PSL Push, Non-Subs 292,057 51.4% 0.31% $2,364
Aug 9 Target BOGO 50 Offer 85,441 55.6% 0.93% $7,934
Nine PSL-launch sends produced $138.8K of email revenue (~18% of Omni) at a 54% average open rate. Three sends carried the bulk: PSL Early Bird ($46.7K, 1.75% CTR to 76K recipients), TWB Newsletter ($37.0K, 210K recipients), and the PSL Public Launch Re-Send to Subs ($35.6K, 1.12% CTR to 75K recipients) — together 86% of weekly email revenue. The three broadest sends (PSL Public Launch and both non-sub pushes at 291K/292K recipients each) opened at 51–54% but clicked at 0.30–0.39% and produced $2.4K–$5.7K each.
Instagram Organic

Instagram Organic

@drinkmudwtr

FOLLOWERS / POSTS / REACH · Meta Graph API (IG business account 17841407401053372) · Supermetrics retired for IG as of Jul 28 2026
Follower Growth — Last 12 Weeks
Total Followers Net New / Week
Followers
384,477
1,844 lifetime posts
Posts This Week
6
Total Reach
15.0K
3.9% of follower base
Total Engagement
399
Posts This Week
Date Type Caption Reach Views Likes Comments Shares Saves Link
Aug 3 REELS It's back. The pumpkin spice latte you missed all year returns August 5… 5,150 6,392 51 14 48 14 View →
Aug 5 REELS comment "Pumpkin" to win 25% off. The first breath you take each morning… 2,130 2,745 39 16 8 7 View →
Aug 5 REELS Comment PUMPKIN. Somewhere out there, a barista is charging you seven dollars… 1,959 2,676 26 20 4 0 View →
Aug 6 FEED The pumpkin spice latte grew up and got its life together. No espresso… 1,418 3,292 37 6 7 8 View →
Aug 7 FEED It's called Angry Pumpkins. You launch pumpkins at the villains of the season… 3,050 6,518 46 8 7 2 View →
Aug 8 FEED Pumpkin Spice Latte doesn't have to have a trade-off. 1,294 2,135 16 2 0 5 View →
Six posts hit 15.0K total reach (3.9% of the 384K follower base) — the follower base is 200× the weekly reach, so organic distribution stays a small fraction of audience. The Aug 3 PSL teaser Reel led on reach (5,150) and shares (48), and the Aug 7 “Angry Pumpkins” carousel followed at 3,050 reach / 6,518 views. Two Aug 5 “comment PUMPKIN” Reels drove elevated comment activity (16 and 20 comments) tied to a 25% promo entry.
Industry News

Industry News

Web search · Last 7 days · MUD\WTR + Ryze + Four Sigmatic + Everyday Dose + Space Goods

SEARCH INTEREST · google-trends-api (US, past 90d) · API failed this run NEWS · Google News RSS REDDIT · Reddit JSON (search across /r/biohackers /r/nootropics /r/coffee /r/tea)
MUD\WTR Brand Interest — Last 13 Weeks (Google Trends)
Data unavailable this run — Google Trends API returned HTML instead of JSON
Competitive Search Interest — Last 13 Weeks (Google Trends, US)
Data unavailable this run
Five news mentions surfaced this week — three of them Ryze (a brand-mascot campaign in Little Black Book and two Diario AS pieces positioning Ryze around weight loss / weight management) plus one Oklahoman category piece on coffee jitters that mentioned Everyday Dose. Zero MUD\WTR-branded news mentions and zero brand mentions across the tracked Reddit subs this week. Google Trends returned HTML rather than JSON on this run, so the brand and competitive interest charts are empty.
Little Black Book · Ryze
RYZE's Mushroom Mascot Finds the Magic in Feeling Better Every Day
Coverage of Ryze's brand mascot campaign positioning mushroom coffee as an everyday wellness ritual. Published Jul 29, 2026.
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Diario AS · Ryze
Ryze Weight Loss: The Mushroom Coffee That May Help Support Sustainable Weight Management
Editorial coverage from Diario AS positioning Ryze as a weight-management adjacent product. Weight-loss framing is a category trend also seen in GLP-1 targeted creative from MUD\WTR.
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Diario AS · Ryze
Ryze Coffee Reviews Weight Loss
A second Diario AS piece within the same week reinforcing the weight-loss positioning for Ryze. Signal: competitor is leaning into the GLP-1/weight-management narrative in earned media.
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The Oklahoman · Everyday Dose (category)
Feeling jittery from coffee? When experts say you might be overdoing it
Mainstream category coverage of coffee jitters and lower-caffeine alternatives. Everyday Dose mentioned. Published Jul 28 — 14 days old but still driving category awareness.
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MUD\WTR
No news mentions detected this week
Google News RSS returned zero MUD\WTR-specific stories for the Aug 3–9 window. Reddit search across /r/biohackers, /r/nootropics, /r/coffee, /r/tea also returned zero brand mentions this week.